Today, a professor was giving us a short lecture on breathing problems in newborn foals. Near the beginning of the lecture she told us this little story:
She had been lecturing to a class and during the required ten minute break between lectures, she decided to use the restroom before beginning to lecture again. When she walked back into the classroom the class laughed and said, "We know where you were!" Here, she had forgotten to take the microphone off before she went to the bathroom. It was still turned on and attached to her shirt. Whoops!